I tend to overcomplicate my life. Exhibit A: My idea to get a Master's Degree for "fun. " Exhibit B: Spending most of my 20s working three jobs. So I thought, hey adopting a child won't be a big enough change, I should really file paperwork for my Mother-In-Law to immigrate here. She can help us care for Triceratops, we can help her sew stuff for us! Win-win!
Oh yeah, didn't I mention this? My mother-in-law Carmen is gonna live with us, in our MANSION! Oh, I mean in our "cozy" house. Double the immigration paperwork, double the fun! Like Jason said "Wow, Em, sometimes your life really does seem like a reality show."
I wish! If we were a reality show, I'd be getting paid! Maybe I should start pitching titles like... uh, well I can't think of anything. Ideas?