I used to have this job where I had... well... let's just say a lot of freedom and it was awesome, my personal life was never more organized. I distinctly remember making a list of cheese with a certain co-worker to pass the time during a meeting. I mean, seriously the meeting was so boring and useless that we just sat there listing cheeses. Gorgonzola Mozzarella Camambert And on and on we went...

Alas, now I am reformed, the kind of girl who says things like "I have to go back to work, I can't break for lunch." I am also the kind of girl that says things like "I'm going to the gym" and "No, I can't have that latte, too many calories. I am THAT girl! I have always liked to think of myself as someone who eats foie gras and lolls about on the beach, but alas real life has intervened and I realized that girls who eat foie gras and loll on the beach are either

A) V. wealthy through inheritance B) Fat, lazy and in debt.

Now I realize how people become THAT GIRL, it's because of necessity. Or is it?

Is there a way to sit around having a fabulous life whilst not working too hard and eating whatever one wants? If so... let me know, I am SO OVER being an adult!

Posted on September 20, 2007 and filed under Nothing to Do with Anything.