MLE and Diane

Quote of the Day: “If people only knew how I dread hair and makeup and anything that feels like getting dressed up, how hard it is to get me into anything formal. I’m just basically the rattiest person you’ve ever seen. My inner slob is really the governing personality. I’d like to know what it feels like to be someone who is perfectly groomed, and who stays groomed. Because I grow progressively more deranged as the day goes on. I usually end up with paper clips in my hair and things stapled to me and those Post-it things on my shirt. At the end of the day, I am my own personal freak show.” -Diane Sawyer Wow, it's like Diane is inside my head! Well, actually I take that back, I love being dressed up and wearing pretty clothes, I just abhor the process, I'd rather spend my time sleeping in. My poor mother, she tried so hard to get me to wear makeup and such. To this day my mother will volunteer to dry my hair when she comes to visit, simply because she likes to see me cleaned up. I let her do it, because I am a big baby that likes to be coddled, although I am not sure that the violence my mother enacts with a blow dryer and brush counts as codling. Seriously she is small but merciless. "Stop complaining it doesn't hurt!" "But Mom, your leaving scratch marks on my face with the brush!" Let it be a warning to you all, the Maghanoys might be afraid of roller-coasters, scary movies, the dark, street parking etc. but if you give one of us some kind of utensil or tool, you better watch out because we're not above a little physical violence with styling products or fishing supplies.

Posted on March 12, 2006 and filed under Maghanoy Madness.